What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.