What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.