What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!