How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.