How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.