What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.