What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.