Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
To concentration camps.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Your mom never gave me reddit gold.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
He married his cousin.
A: They got married in the spring.
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
Prostate
Do you know how to drive this thing "
Because he was fly fishing.
Who the hell did I just drop off at school !
Hell was full.
Gopher a walk.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Your honey or your life !
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
