What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.