How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.