What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What were Chuck Noris's last words?

BRB

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.