Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.