Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.