How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means