How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.