Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
His daddy was really a mummy.
Because they never dig up daddies.
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because their daddies were mummies.
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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
Daddy.
The Cayman Islands
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
He was melting
Barbecue sauce.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
PARSLEYMONIOUS
Blacking out and gaining money.
My girlfriend
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Keemstar
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
He's still there.
