First we steal two Eggs
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An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A No. 2 pencil.
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
From an old family friend.
Scanthesku
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
they only had one pickup
None, Mexicans do it for them.
Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?"
J'accuza
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
Wai Tu Yung
You will find out when the light comes on.
He was Haydn
