First we steal two Eggs
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An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
because she lost the recipe.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A: They always forget the recipe.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
From an old family friend.
Scanthesku
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
Everyone got swine flu
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Steal a chicken
A Navy Bean
Jose and Hose B
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
Because one more would have been too farty.
100 meter Daesh
A Daesh washer.
L'ess cargo
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
