Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard