How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you