How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.