How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.