Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

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What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.