What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank