What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation