If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall