I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.