I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun