I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending