What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.