What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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Let's save humanity.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Nothing, The hits keep coming

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I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Ow! That megahertz!

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)