You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
I missed you
Winterfell and it can't get up.
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Accidentally hit submit before you
Because the always hit the RIM!
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
