Miav.
They go on their honeymoooooon!
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Because he was on duty.
A police officer in America.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."