What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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To get home.

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To get to the udder side

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Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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A Zero.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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Jehovah's citruses.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing