Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Whats a printer's favorite sandwich?

A paper jam sandwhich

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."