the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.
A paper jam sandwhich
Want to date hot Russians!
Captain Cook.
A cataract.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
Because the prick's behind the wheel
A rubbish bin !
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Elton's John
John says: "That was an atomic bomb"
He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."