Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

John Jokes More John Jokes

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.