What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.