What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

America Jokes More America Jokes

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.