What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys