What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys