Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
With a dustpan..
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Chicks dig stars.
Because talk is cheep !
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick !
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks "
A: To meet chicks.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
She's only wearing one sock.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
A T-Bone!!!!
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
Hot cross bunnies !
A small medium at large
You're adopted."
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
He heard it was finger licking good.
The line to KFC
