Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
With a dustpan..
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Chicks dig stars.
Because talk is cheep !
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick !
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks "
A: To meet chicks.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
Because they all joined
A cluster cluck.
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Elizabeth.
Enjoy the silence.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
When the blind try to read your face.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.
She's only wearing one sock.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
They're all born hoofers!
Not very many of them know how to dance
