What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.