What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.