What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different