How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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What Slenderman doesnt have?

Facebook.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"