How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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They know how to tuck away junk.

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None, that's women's work!

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What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

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F", for Fonzi. Duh.

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Im hard

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.