What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.