What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."