What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.