Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo