What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.