What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!