What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.