Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department