Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.