Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.