Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !