Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant