Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.