What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.