Missile Toe!
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
His brother with the laptop.
You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
I don't know, I just fly the drones
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Because 12 13 14!
