What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings