What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.