Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

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What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.