Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Difficult Jokes More Difficult Jokes

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.