What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.