What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.