What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.