What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops