What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya