Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket