What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger!

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.