What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.