Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
Kern-el
Honey, I'm home."
Pink eye
A veteran Aryan.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
