Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Dog gone!
The stove.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Kern-el
A VeterinArian.
Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
