What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Candidate Jokes More Candidate Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Weakness Jokes More Weakness Jokes

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.