Weakness Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !