Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
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Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
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Reddit.
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
The cold shoulder
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Because they cantaloupe...
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
A: It broke the law of gravity!
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
Wom.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
Because he was soda-pressing
Their guilt.
You look for the fresh prints.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"
